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Yoga Jokes A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave discovers a single bat STANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: "What's wrong with you? What are you doing down there?" And the fellow shouts back: "Yoga!" Knock knock Who's there? Yoga Yoga who? Yoga to try this, it feels amazing.A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead." Yoga police: "You have the right to remain silent!" Q: What do yoga meditation and an apple peeler have in common? A: They both take you to the core. In yoga, it's just one thing after another -- breathe, breathe, breathe Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. |
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