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Q: If a Witch practices on the beach, is she a Sandwich ?


Q: What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey?

A: The Blessed Bee!


Q: What do you say to an angry witch?

A: Ribbit


Q: What's the difference between a New Ager and a Pagan?

A: A decimal point. An item you'll pay $300 to a New Ager for, you can get from a local Pagan for $30.


Q: How do you tell a New Age witch from a NeoPagan Witch?

A: You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float, whereas the New Age Witch will sink under the weight of all their overpriced crystals....


Q: What happens when a Ceremonial Magician gets angry?

A: He goes Qua-ballistic

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